About    David    Schwimmer

I think I'm actually gonna need a whole new page for the cast bios. These character bios are turning out much longer than I thought. When I get around to doing David's Bio this page will be finished!!!! I know what you're thinking. 'She'll never finish this page', but I will! It's not exactly on the top of my list, but it will get done. Eventually.......

About    Ross    Geller

Ross Geller as we all know is the brother of Monica, and in the eyes of their parents Ross can do no wrong. He’s the prince. The best example of this is in ‘The one with the Sonagram at the end,’ The classic quote goes, "Carol’s a lesbian. She’s living with a woman named Susan. She’s pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going raise the baby." Which their mother replies to by turning to Monica and saying, "And you knew about this?!". Most of their life was like that.

When Ross was a young lad he had an interesting hobby. He would dress up in their mom’s clothes, the big hat and the pearls and make them all call him Bea. Wasn’t there a little song? Oh yes! I think there was! "I am Bea, I drink tea, won’t you dance around with me."

All through high school Ross had the biggest crush on Rachel Green, but would he tell her? No! That would be too easy for Ross. Plus, it wouldn’t have made for a very interesting plot device in the first season.

He went to college with Chandler which is where he found his ‘sound’. He would lock himself for hours in the basement and practice, because no one was ever allowed to hear ‘the sound’. The gang all eventually found out that maybe that wasn’t such a bad thing. In the words of Phoebe and Chandler, it’s so different from the stuff you usually hear, like music!

Also when Ross was in college there was the incident with Monica and Rachel’s prom night, which we of course know all about , because I just know that none of you dared to miss one of the greatest episodes in ‘Friends’ history, ‘The one with the prom video’. For those of you who missed it but still have the nerve to call yourselves ‘Friends’ fans, it didn’t look like Rachel’s date Chip was gonna show, so Ross’ dad conviced him to take Rachel to the prom. So Ross rushed up stairs to change into Jack’s tux (Jack is Mr Geller for the small few of you who have been in a comma since the show first screened in1994 in America). But then Chip did turn up, and poor Ross was left heart broken, and Judy (Mrs Geller, duh!) had caputured the whole thing on video tape. This actually turned out to be a good thing for Ross as it was that very same tape that kicked off his relationship with Rachel.

I don’t think it’s ever been mention exactly where Ross meet Carol, but I were married for eight years, and when he fell in love with her he bought her a crystal duck. But we do have lots of details of the night Ross lost his virginity. It was the first frost, Carol was wearing boots that she never took off.

The wierdest place he’s ever done it was with Carol, Disney land, it’s a small world after all. The ride broke down at they went behind some of those little dutch children (if you’re really lucky I could get a picture of those little dutch children!) Then the ride was fixed and they were asked never to return to the magic kingdom. But what a way to go!!!

After eight years of marrage, Carol dropped a bombshell. She was a lesbian. And there was Susan, who as we can imagine, Ross didn’t really get on with. But as the plot line goes on, Ross and Susan seem to get on alittle better. The rest is ‘Friends’ history!

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